Waterproof? I know it's waterproof, but it might not be pee-proof. Here. There we go. Bring it, buddy. Do you have to pee? Here we go. Don't let me smile too big. Like a waterfall. Oh, a drought hit. A drought? No! That wasn't right. And watch him. He has like... It's almost like torturous to give them out and pee them. He hasn't peed in like 12 hours. Watch this. Don't drown her too. Here, get a little closer so it doesn't get on the floor, okay? That would be hard to explain to the AMC's. How did you die? I drowned in my husband's pee. Kevin's tastes better than yours. I'm like a fountain. I can take it. I would say I have red bull and jelly beans. Ah! Not up my nose, please! Wait a minute! What if I get insulted? Oh, you insulted me. Whatever. Not up my nose! You asshole! Look at that. Isn't that crazy? That's a lot of kids. I know. The motherfucker is like a fucking... You do it on purpose. He does. He's held his pee all day. I don't know how he does it. My side would hurt if I held this much pee in. Folks have your drink. That's the thing. He can hold his pee all day. I don't know how he does it. My side would hurt if I held this much pee in. Folks have your drink. That's the thing. He can hold his pee for 12 hours. Look at this. It's like in the movie The League of their Own. When Tom Hanks comes in. All right, get free. He pees for like 9 minutes. Ah! Cold now? Cold already?